September 2009
2 posts
sorry for the delay.
so my life’s been a little interesting and busy as of the past month and a half. im sorry i havent been asking questions. don’t worry. ill be back.
some like it raw and wild, others hot and spicy,...
some like it raw and wild, others hot and spicy, and some even like it sweet and sticky. How do you like it? thats what i asked about 5 weeks ago…. haha. about 19 out of 103 answered. heres what you said…
“Raw and wild” “I have sushi on the brain so I like it raw, spicy and sweet. Hence my love of empire rolls…” “Who is this?” “My...
July 2009
4 posts
how do you get rid of unwanted guests?
how do you get rid of unwanted guests? is what i asked you guys this week. about 37 out of 104 of you responded…. heres whatcha said….
“Throw up on them” “You fart” “I usually inch to the door” “What would you do?” “Fall asleep” “Tell me when u get a good answer” “Tell them I’m going to...
two is always better than one, except for?
two is always better than one, except for? im not sure why. so far about 23 out of 104 of you have responded…. here’s what you said…. “crying babies…babies in general…” “Boca burgers” “…they find out there’s a second!” “Homicides?” “Having many wives, idk how polygamists do it…” ...
what's your excuse?
what’s your excuse? is what i asked you guys this week. im just tired. all around. thats my excuse. well. so far 32 out of 103 of you responded… here’s what you said:
“I’m gay” “For?” “OMG! I had a dream abt you and ur family last night?! My excuse is that Michael Jackson is gone!” “i’m needy” “There is no...
If you could be anyone of the opposite sex and...
If you could be anyone of the opposite sex and color, who would you be? why? is what i asked you guys this week. cause well…. george wanted me to. haha. so. about 22 out of 104 of you responded. here’s what you said:
“I would never want to be a girl under any circumstances…but I’ll be black, why you might ask? Why the hell not!?” “I would be my...
June 2009
4 posts
what's your specialty in the kitchen?
what’s your specialty in the kitchen? is what i asked you guys this week. drish and i had a cookoff this week. thats what inspired this. so far. about 26 out of 105 of you have responded… here’s what you said…… “I make a mean cereal! So mean it tried milkin me! For what I got! Neeeeeyaaaaa” “Not cleaning it.” “‘Chicken cordon...
as your personal assistant, what would be my...
as your personal assistant, what would be my duties? is what i asked you guys this week. haha. its my ex-boss’ birthday today. and well…. i essentially was his assistant…. so i figured id ask you guys what id have to do if i was YOUR personal assistant….. haha. about 29 out of 103 of you responded… heres what you said… “Ud be my slave” “Just...
<3. idreamaboutyoueverynight. is what i asked you guys well. told you guys this week…. did any of you believe me? about 30 out of 105 of you responded. here’s what you said:
“wrong person?” “Who is this” “Seriously” “Really lol” “Ummm, I don’t, is this one of those…what’s going on here?” “Oh...
how often do you wash and lube?
how often do you wash and lube? is what i asked you guys this week. i was asked to make this weeks question as dirty as possible. and well… how much dirtier can you get really? and well…. about 19 out of 105 of you responded…. here’s what you said…. “Im not sure i ever lube. I wash twice daily though” “Only when uask me to” “Marry u...
May 2009
5 posts
small talk. what's your best pick up line?
small talk. what’s your best pick up line? just curious about what your best pick up lines were… about 28 out of 105 of you responded…. here’s what you said…. “wanna get naked?” “”HI”” “Did you fart bc you blew me away.” “”Buy me a beer.”“ “Well ill just run up to them and just as em to...
what's your fantasy?
what’s your fantasy? i stole this question from my friend’s status message. haha. i read it. and was intrigued. so i asked you guys. unfortunately…. only about 19 out of 105 of you responded…. haha. here’s what you said…
“mm, what kind of fantasy? Ha ha” “Last time I spoke my fantasy outloud I continuously woke up win the middle of the...
what's so great about turning 25?
what’s so great about turning 25? is what i asked you guys this week…. well… because i’ll be 25 on wednesday [13th.] i tried to get happy about turning 25. so i thought you guys could help me out…. about 49 out of 105 of you responded… here’s what you said…
“drop in car insurance prices!”
“Rent cars and smash them into shit....
what's your biggest regret?
what’s your biggest regret? is what i asked you guys this week. it stemmed from an interesting lunch that i was on with my two cousins at a local restaurant in the 717. one of the waitresses working recognized me and felt the need to come over and say hi. however. in the process. she announced to the entire restaurant that the only reason she remembered me was because of some stupid decision...
what's the worst thing that's happened to you?
what’s the worst thing that’s happened to you? is what i asked you guys. only because today has been the worst day of my life. [tuesday.] and well. the past few days are in the running for worst days as well. lets see what happens by the end of the month. i promise you this bad streak isnt over. well. so far. about 22 out of 105 of you have responded. here’s what you...
April 2009
4 posts
tell me one deeeeep dark dirty secret. i won't...
tell me one deeeeep dark dirty secret. i won’t judge, i promise! is what i asked you guys this week. curious as to how many of you would tell me the truth, or make something up. and curious to see how many of you would actually respond… so far about 27 out of 103 of you have. here’s what you said….
“I’m gay. Not really.. I do dudes.. Not really, dudes do me.....
i love you.
i love you. is what my awkward text was this week. i am on a “break” from/with my boyfriend of one year. and well. i guess i needed to tell someone i loved them. so who better and what better time to do it then to text all of you that. i got some great responses. and i realized how much that can actually impact someones day. i was also interested in finding out what you guys...
you into showerin?
you into showerin? was what i asked you guys this week. it was a typo to a friend earlier. and thought. how awkward. haha. well. heres what you guys said…. so far about 51 out of 110 of you have responded…. enjoy!! “He’ll yes” “Over it.” “I love showers! Twice a day if possible.” “Lollollol when its a holiday lol jk do it...
what shouldn't you do with your tongue?
what shouldn’t you do with your tongue? is what i asked you guys this week. man. haha. i shoulda known these were the answers i would get. so far, about 42 out of 104 of you have responded… here’s what you said…. “Stick it out …. Or lick people” “Bite it. Ever.” “Let it explore holes” “Put it inside unidentified foreign...
March 2009
4 posts
what are your thoughts on swinging?
what are your thoughts on swinging? is what i asked you guys this week… needless to say, i got quite the mixed bag of answers!! here’s what you said. so far 40 out of 102 of you have responded…. “It is a terrible idea for so many reasons, wow. Yeah, bad idea.” “Charleston swinging or 70’s swinging?”“Either way, im pro swinging, especially if...
if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? is what i asked you this week. courtesy of a friend of mine…. i hope you guys realized this week, that it was the awkward question. haha. so far 38 out of 100 of you have responded… here’s what you said….
“Haha this is totally a danny question when he was a kid.” “Fuck yes!!” “No” ...
what's the landscaping like down there?
what’s the landscaping like down there? is what i asked you guys this week. i was a tad nervous sending it out. and you guys confirmed my fears. hahaha. i probably should have prefaced it with “hey AQotW!” cause some of you were really confused. haha. but, there are some hilarious responses. read on. haha. so far about 47 of you out of 101 have responded. “Short and...
welcome back.
well. im back from london. and my two week hiatus turned into three. no big deal. i’ll be posting the answers tomorrow. ; ]. enjoy!
February 2009
2 posts
two week hiatus.
well. its tuesday. and i still havent sent out this weeks awkward question. why you ask? well. there isnt going to be one this week. or next week. what?! what do you mean!? why not?! well. because im going to be in london. and dublin. and glasgow. and wellll. international texting is 50c a text….. thats a ridiculous phonebill. SO. i’ll just wait for my return to the states to start...
when you poop, are you a folder? or a crumpler? do...
this weeks awkward question: when you poop, are you a folder? or a crumpler? do you look at it before you flush? approximately 35 out of 96 of you answered. here’s what you said. there are some hilarious answers. good work this week. enjoy!
oh. and me? sometimes i fold, sometimes i crumple. but i always look.
“crumpler and yes, of course you have to check your poop out” ...
January 2009
5 posts
i'd kill a [wo]man for/if....
I’d kill a [wo]man for/if… is what i asked you guys this week! i was curious about rage this week. haha. generally, i’ve become more curious about peopel as a human race. and as individuals. i started a new project. http://alwayshopeful.tumblr.com . anyways! 29 out of 98 of you responded. apparently, alot of you would kill for a klondike bar. good to know advertising...
what's your favorite position?
whats your favorite position? is what i asked you guys this week. i’ve got some hilarious answers to share with you. you know that this is going to be a good week when you are uncomfortable asking the question. just because you dont know how everyones going to respond. and well…. im proud of you guys. haha. so. enjoy. theres about 33 out of 99 responses.
lastly… what is MY...
do you name your body parts? if so, where? and...
Do you name your body parts? if so, where? and what? is what i asked you guys this week. about 37 out of 99 of you answered. here they are. haha. enjoy!. “And i don’t name my body parts, but i do name my electronics…” “My stomach is named nyandwi.” “Nope..sorry” “My knees. they are nimble and quick.” “I named my breasts Titty and...
finish this sentence: "I'ma beatchu like..."
i asked you all to finish this sentence: ima beatchu like…. here are what you said. approximately 25 of 100 of you answered. here they are. enjoy. “A sack of potatos” “I’ma beatchu like tom beats jerry” “Aunt Jemimah would if you stole her buttery flavored syrup!” “… like you had a whole week to come up with something good and you gave...
in lieu of....
in lieu of the new year, what is a secret resolution you intend on keeping? well… it seems im the only person on the planet that thinks “in lieu of” meant “in light of…” well… obviously… my secret new years resolution is to actually learn what things mean before i sound retarded….. so far. 34 out of 97 of you have responded. here they are....
December 2008
4 posts
naughty or nice?
naughty or nice? what do you expect under your tree? merry christmas everyone!! so i was curious if you guys were naughty or nice. and what you were expecting for christmas. here’s what 39 [oof.] out of 102 of you guys told me. “Naughty hands down” “I expect a pile of poop from a month ago.” “John awad in a g string.” “Nothing because I...
what are you afraid of?
so ive had a few interactions with things i fear this week. that what prompted this weeks awkward question. so when i asked you what your fears were. 42 out of 104 of you said this: [oof a measly 42 responses out of 104. id say this was a fail.] “You! haha” “Cars” “You Haha” “either dying alone or spiders can’t decide which one i am more afraid...
motives. resignations. and follow up texts.
first. motives. sometimes. i am afraid that people doctor their responses in order to “top” the last one. in order to give me something really awkward to post. i just want genuine responses. no need to doctor them guys. and again. they dont have to be crazy. or awkward. or hilarious responses. just give me your first initial reaction to the question. no censorship. except of course,...
finish this sentence. "its been on week since...."...
finish this sentence, its been on week since… oh crap… i sent out a mass text, with a freakin typo…. yes. i make mistakes too… the question should have been “its been one week since…” nice huh? i like it when i make retarded mistakes…. ANYWAYS!
as of right now. i have gotten 65 responses out of 104. here they are. enjoy!
“You texted me...
November 2008
4 posts
in lieu of the holiday season, this week's awkward...
in lieu of the holiday season, this week’s awkward question is: if you were a turkey, what would you want to be stuffed with?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
so. ive gotten 62 responses. out of 102 people polled. more responses than i thought. much better. keep em coming!!
“More turkey! I’m a homostuffual.” “sunshine and sparkles” “your mom’s chicken...
rock, paper, scissors. who are you? and why?
rock, paper, scissors. who are you? and why? i got some hilarious responses. we’ve got some pretty violent people out there. out of 103 people polled. only 47 people responded. that made me sad that i got the least responses to this question. ::sigh:: if you no longer wish to be included in the list, please let me know. thanks. anyways… here are the responses! enjoy! ; ]. ...
dontcha know i. i look good in leather. yes i do!...
do you look good in leather?
do you look good in leather? a question in reference to the cody chestnutt song. [see next post.] this question was texted to 101 people. ONE person out of the 69 that responded understood the reference. ::sigh:: here are the responses… enjoy.
“You look good in leather. Mmm mm!” “does anyone? lol leather what babe” “i had a leather skirt once. yeah..i looked...
October 2008
1 post
if you were a banana, who would you want to eat...
a mass text sent out. and now, the responses:
“I just dont feel there is any safe way to answer that.”
“are you mass texting me? i will fight you!”
“Your brother because FUCK HIM”
“I think a lot of gay men would eat me…. Cuz I have that type of luck.”
“A human prolly.” “Because I would wonder how they taste.”
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