small talk. what’s your best pick up line?
small talk. what’s your best pick up line? just curious about what your best pick up lines were… about 28 out of 105 of you responded…. here’s what you said….
“wanna get naked?”
“”HI””
“Did you fart bc you blew me away.”
“”Buy me a beer.”“
“Well ill just run up to them and just as em to please please gimme their number, kinda like i’m in a hurry”
“Dont have any:(”
“”You know you’re so beautiful right? cuz then you can’t help but smile and say “i know” then ur cockiness attracts him even more. what’s urs? Or of!! “scuse me can i talk to u for a minute” cuz then you remember the mad tv skit & burst in laughter”
“”Hey, here is my number (hand girl your number), you should call me” and just walk away. Treat um like dirt and they will stick to you like glue!!!”
“Get on it or else.”
“APPARENTLY it’s, “Hi I’m **** *******, I’m 17.”
“Wanna go half on a baby?”
“Are you from Tennessee cuz you’re the only ten-i-see”
“I think you’re an absolute BABE. Wanna get out of here and explore one another?”
” marry all they need to fall in love with me is see me from their periphery LOL they say pics are worth a thousand words and I’m worth a thousand times more! LOL”
“Nice ovaries.”
“girl……..(then I pick her up, game over)”
“Wanna blaze one up…..in my bed?”
“Well i have no answer which explains why im single”
“Never had one”
“Dude, where have u been?”
“im single. id love to hear that once and a while . or deal with dudes that dont have girlfriends. im not a fan of the gf death glare”
“my love for you is like pi, significant, infinite, and irrational”
“If I told you that you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?”
“Small talk? Girls just get on…” “Ha. You do know I just respond to your always awkward with the first thing that comes to my mind.”
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Female replies “I don’t know.” Answer with “enough to break the ice.”
“Wat responses did u get so far”
“3==D~~~~~~~~”
“U have pretty eyes”
