as your personal assistant, what would be my duties?
as your personal assistant, what would be my duties? is what i asked you guys this week. haha. its my ex-boss’ birthday today. and well…. i essentially was his assistant…. so i figured id ask you guys what id have to do if i was YOUR personal assistant….. haha. about 29 out of 103 of you responded… heres what you said…
“Ud be my slave”
“Just personal things. Heh heh!!”
“Haha i think we could work something out”
“To clean my balls. That’s it. Just follow me around, and clean my balls when needed.”
“Play outside and eat fruit with me!”
“Get my damn u coffee lol”
“My dessert after a loooong days work girl!”
“Shower daily, pick up gracie’s poo!”
“Collecting money so I can but a macbook pro.”
“huffing dong.”
“Ur a dirty dirty girl ;) just how i like it. But id prob have u build me a machine that doesn’t require me to get up to use the bathroom or shower.”
“X-rated”
“Aren’t you already my personal assistant ;)”
“Go to work for me”
“Coffee all the time, buy me more shoes clothes, rub my back, schedule my mani pedi’s and hair appointments, find me a good bang that won’t want the commitment.”
“To hang out with me. All day.”
“Be awesome & hilarious (which you already are), make sure food & weed’s on deck & occasionally have drinks with me. <3 ya”
“To get my morning coffee”
“Figure out what time my favorite shows are on and watch then with me”
“Wiping me”
“Waxing my butt once a week.”
“Folding laundry and setting the dvr to record two and a half men”
“laugh a lot and come to haunted houses with me.”
“to ensure quality assurance for all dietary needs, aka make sure bacon/tea/blue cheese are always around.”
“Everything”
“Get me a job”
“Your duties would include whipping me, putting on my pjs, bring me a head of a pig on a silver platter and what not. …… oh not to mention the random oral sex”
“To doody! LOL!”
“Cleaning my diamonds and modeling my jewelry for my audiences. Egyptian gold!”
