what's your excuse?
what’s your excuse? is what i asked you guys this week. im just tired. all around. thats my excuse. well. so far 32 out of 103 of you responded… here’s what you said:
“I’m gay”
“For?”
“OMG! I had a dream abt you and ur family last night?! My excuse is that Michael Jackson is gone!”
“i’m needy”
“There is no excuse for me”
“Michael jackson didn’t ask me to be a surrogate mother.”
“I just didnt do it”
“I was drunk.”
“I have a broken ankle”
“For what”
“Michael Jackson”
“There is no excuse, I can’t believe you thought I was uset with you”
“Im sorry, she was just so hot, i couldnt help myself”
“Shhh but I’m not human”
“I’m waiting for my check to come in”
“she told me she was 18!”
“I have ADHD”
“Get fucked!! Ps love you mary ;)”
“I was born a month late i cant be on time”
“Shut your butt Awad.”
“The devil made me do it”
“I wanna feel like i mean something!!!!!!!!!!”
“i’m hungry”
“I’m not in the mood to answer an awkward question Mary ;/”
“I missed the train. Again.”
“What”
“I smoke a lot of pot”
“Excuse for what?”
“My Harddrive CRASHED! Ugh”
“My vagina has a first name…..o-s-c-a-r”
“My cat won’t let me”
“Asbestos poisoning”
