how do you get rid of unwanted guests?
how do you get rid of unwanted guests? is what i asked you guys this week. about 37 out of 104 of you responded…. heres whatcha said….
“Throw up on them”
“You fart”
“I usually inch to the door”
“What would you do?”
“Fall asleep”
“Tell me when u get a good answer”
“Tell them I’m going to sleep.”
“fart”
“The american way. Subtle, non verbal ques.”
“Tell them to get the fuck out lol”
“idk how?”
“By offering them crack.”
“Tell them you have the swine flu”
“Use Herpicil, works like a charm every time.”
“Tell them to bounce b4 I call the cops”
“Penicillin”
“Leave them there and Fly to orlando! Thats what i did. Why kick them out and stay at your shitty house when you can leave them there and go somewhere better?! H”
“Get naked”
“Fart”
“Hmm boyfriend or otherwise. Send them to the store to get a goodbye card “for a friend” then pack up their stuff when their gone then when they return thank them, sign it, and hand the card back to them along with their luggage. You can add decorative bows or wrapping paper for added effect.”
“Tell them sorry but i must get up early and YOU GOTTA GO”
“Boot to the head. Na na!”
“”Ya’ll gotta go”“
“Kick em out”
“Tell them u need to go somewhere”
“Talk about your upcoming clan rally”
“Cocaine.”
“Start talking about scientology Then say how you’d like to convert them”
“Offer to give blow job while they siting on their thumb.”
“I give my unwanted strAight male guests blowjobs usually gets rid if them pretty quick”
“Mary come out to san Francisco and I will show you.”
“I pee on them. Works every time.”
“I politely ask them to leave.”
“eat beanz”
“”I have to go now” Invent a reason to leave for a while haha”
“I start describing my most recent monthly visit from aunt flo in full detail. Works like a charm.”
“give them the awkward stare.”
