if you were a banana, who would you want to eat you. and why….
a mass text sent out. and now, the responses:
“I just dont feel there is any safe way to answer that.”
“are you mass texting me? i will fight you!”
“Your brother because FUCK HIM”
“I think a lot of gay men would eat me…. Cuz I have that type of luck.”
“A human prolly.” “Because I would wonder how they taste.”
“That question is too sexual. But bon iver. Wait i change it! David bazan. I like his beard better.”
“Who is this?” “Oh. If I was a banana who would I eat? Bananas dont eat ANYTHING mary.” “Oh oh. Alison. You know why already.” “You both are my secret fantasy.”
“A poor or starving person because they need me more than the average person so i would be making a difference and they would probably appreciate me more.”
“hm… id want the president to eat me so hed shit and i can say i swam at the whitehouse.”
“If i were a banana, i dont think i’d have the capapbilities to eat myself.” “Hell no! I’d be dead!”
“Eat or peel? Lol.”
“no one, because i’d want to be put into a banana cake”
“Tough question. Probably colbert though.”
“Hmmm probably someone who had never had a banana before so I would always be remembered”
“Oh! Ok. Da answer 2 ur question is jessica alba cuz she loves bananas!”
“Count chocula. Reasons of deliciousness.”
“That’s a tough one. I’d want to be baked into a pie and shared by several people. Unsure of who though….”
“John Awad. Wink Wink. Wait. does he still have that crazy beard? Cause then he reminds me of a terrorist. But without the beard, then, then he’s a huggable, loveable, bear.”
“I don’t want be eaten”
“Ha ha . I lost the game . I got a new phone your number is now in it.”
“Hahahaha, I am going to have to think about that question… Toughy”
“O lol! I was about to flip if it were a guy who sent me that message last night! My answer by the way is johny depp he can eat me anytime!”
“Angelina jolie… Do I really have to explain? lol Lips…”
“A everyone, because i would be a tastey tropical fruit!”
“Peanut butter. Cause they tastes so good together.” “Haha. Oh! A baby. Cause half of me wouldnt even get eaten!” “The family dog! I wanna die makin lotsa people happy! Haha” [in regards to the second half of her.]
“Bjork. because she would compost my peel.”
“Is there a correct answer to this question?”
“Hi. Who are you? I’M sorry your msg came up on my phone.about being a bananna.” [unknown number! haha. so weird.]
“I’d want heidi to eat me, because she is so cute!”
“A bulemic person cuz then I’ll know I’ll come back but I’ll be more liquid lol hahaha”
“A baby and bc they dont have teeth and it wouldnt hurt is what my friend said!”
“A monkey bc it would bring them so much joy!”
“This question sounds dirty” “Hmmm, im gonna have to think about this one”
“Monkey…bc monkeys eat bananas.”
“wow sexual response - angelina jolie.” “non sexual response - jessica alba. great teeth. and she claims to have great breath haha.”
“is taht an interview question” “well i duno, i dont liek bnanans lol if i was a watermelon” “well because im sweet juicy crisp everyone would wanna eat me”
“i gotta go sexual.” “let me think.” “If I were a banana, i’d have Megan Fox eat me because I’d love to be inside her mouth. HAH!”
“this is great. My girlfriend lindsay HATES banana’s so i would want someone to force her to eat me”
“i would want that peanut butter jelly dancing guy eat me” “because he is a bananna”
“you…..because you would not even peal back the peal to get to the good stuff.”
“i have no idea how to respond to that i guess anyone who would receive pure fufillment by eating me”
“John awad would eat me because I banana for him”
“Hahaha. Random lol. I have no idea im speechless ha.” “A murder so when he tosses the the peel on the ground, steps on it slips and beaks his neck and dies. After he found no please in peeling me:)”
“Buddha Because he’s asian”
“I would let a sea monkey”
“ahhahaha what? uhhhhh…..i dunno. i guess barring the obvious sexual innuendo i guess i’d want the hungriest poorest kid in the world to eat me. and maybe get the strength to grow up and do something important with his life that’s just the cheesy hippie liberal in me talking tho. so maxim answer: rosario dawson because she’d probably be kinda messy and rough and break me apart a little in her hands
“Sorry for the late response! I would want a gorilla to eat me because it would hopefully eat all of me and not throw away my skin to rot away slowly. :)”
“Another banana just to see what it would that look like lol that would make they cannibals right?”
“I would want a gorilla to eat me and then throw my skin on an unsuspecting little boy that was a bully.”
“I guess I’d like to be eaten by a gay man because he’d probably enjoy the oral stimulation along with the anal….”
“definitely not a monkey. because they can eat any banana. but not me. im a special banana. wait no. i think i would have. mmh. what are you writing. i dont know. part of me wants to say my mom. and shes like oh i dont know. id be inside of her. i dont know how creepy that is. haha. but then um part of me wants to say a shark because i dont think sharks like bananas but then if they eat me theyd be like wow i like bananas. i dont know. i dont know.”
3 years ago