rock, paper, scissors. who are you? and why?
rock, paper, scissors. who are you? and why?
i got some hilarious responses. we’ve got some pretty violent people out there. out of 103 people polled. only 47 people responded. that made me sad that i got the least responses to this question. ::sigh:: if you no longer wish to be included in the list, please let me know. thanks. anyways… here are the responses! enjoy! ; ].
“Scissors. It seems the most bad ass.”
“Paper. Cuz i beat rock and can give paper cuts. WATCH YO’SELF FOO’!”
“Paper cause im smooth like paper”
“Paper bc i can easelly be torn apart”“Ha i said that bc i just got dumped and feel emo”
“I’m the rock because i cook a lot and can you smell what the rock is cooking? That is why and i will not budge.”
“Scissors… I have a thing for the color red.”
“a drill. because i can!”
“Scissors cause I cut bitches” “Yeah yeah, coming from da hood in killadelphia”
“Megaman.”
“Well, paper is too flimsy, and a rock is too hard. Im going with scissors, although, I never spell scissors right. Thank goodness for spell check. :)”
“Paper”
“hmmm im not clever wiht these answers id says scissors cause my brain likes to say s-ki-z0rs”
“rock because I’m hard and cold and you can use lots of me to build stuff plus i belive in rock dynomite scissors anyway screw paper”
“Scissors. F you, that’s why!”
”***** ********…Rock…I like to think that i am a strong minded person.” [*’s indicate the person’s name. which has been deleted to protect their identity.]
“Scissors cus I cut people up”
“Rock is for rookies. I’m Wojek Smallsoa.”
“Scissors, because i chop box like no rock or paper could ever” “Or rock, because i would want to be used as a rudimentary ball gag…..so i could shut you up you dirty fucking whore” “Use that one”
“Scissors because I keep myself away from hard situations (rock), and I cut through problems like its paper so you can call me the ultimate utensil!”
“Yayayaya…um ok wait…I wanna say paper because then you never know what could be written on me…but I prefer to be a scissor so that cut bitches!!”
“Rock- i crush compitition!”
“Scissors.cuz i cut bitchez”
“in the morning rock, at night paper morning wood in the morning soft after a night shower wat was ur answer”
“Who is this lol?” “Lol… Yup….” “Lol…ooh! I lost my phone so I didn’t know anyone with a 717 area code lol. I have no idea what I would be…”
“paper because i passively aggressively beat rock”
“I would say scissors cause i was circumsised at twelve. Or rock for obvious reason.. Yea… I’m talking about my small penis.. I hope Ali knows who this one is when she reads it.”
“I am obv. paper because im a sodding english major. shit.”
“Im a really big rock bc a. Always a solid choice b. A really big rock can cover paper”
“scissors. why is there a c in scissors?”
“Paper so that i can destroy all the paper that gives me paper cuts”
“I am all three at once” “I always lose and win at the same time.”
“Paper…so people would write their deepest darkest secrets all over me! Duh”
“Since i now know these answers go on the internet, this is how i’ll answer…. Scissors, cuz if you gett in my way, i’ll cut u”
“Ur a freak marry. Or maybe i am cuz i feel like all ur ?s have some sort of sexual underlyings. i love it! Lol id be a..rock cuz you can wrap yourself around me any time! And id dominate the scissor :) i get my way everytime.”
“Rock. Paper is femm and so is scissors”
“Tis is a hard question! I choose The Rock cuz If u smell wat The Rock is cooking!”
“Probably paper bc I think that’s the most annoying scenario while playing the game… to lose to a sheet of paper after winning with rock so many times”
“Take me off this list!”
“Paper. I am not strong, but i have a way with words”
“Wednesday is cool…just call me b4…to answer the ? ….rock…bc not Bc nothing beats the rock..not even paper”
“Paper so you can read me without me having to attempt to explain myself”
“I’m stoned.”
“I’m paper so i can give everyone series of painful paper cuts when they make me mad… Haha..”
“I AM ALL I AM ALSO GOING TO SLEEP , CYA”
“rock is too violent, scissors can be crushed by the rock, and I always wondering why paper could come through and cover up a rock like that would win, but it always does, paper is the underdog and that’s who i want to be”
“Rock. Heavy, speckled. Faith in god of past. Present. Future”
“I am rock because ive got the power of earth on my side! And because duh, i rock :P”
3 years ago