in lieu of the holiday season, this week’s awkward question is: if you were a turkey, what would you want to be stuffed with?
in lieu of the holiday season, this week’s awkward question is:
if you were a turkey, what would you want to be stuffed with?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
so. ive gotten 62 responses. out of 102 people polled. more responses than i thought. much better. keep em coming!!
“More turkey! I’m a homostuffual.”
“sunshine and sparkles”
“your mom’s chicken quesadillas.”
“stuffing bread made with -apple, cranberry, orange zest and sausage”
“A black hole would suffice for a means to readjust the fabric in which time itself exists , thereby creating a theoretical gamut of turkey stuffing universes, where all humans , not to mention the infinite amount of other organisms / possibilities , to consume turkey forever”.
“My mouth”
“Black dick”
“so awkward! stuffed with duck@ churducken!”
“LOL more turkey! Hahaha”
“No more texts please”
“I wanna be stufed with pilgrims and indians!!!”
“That was wrong. Im sorry. An attractive male. Ha!”
“Other turkeys that are wearing pants made out of ham slices”
“John Awad”
“Fortitude.”
“Mushy mashed potatoes”
“Monster cock”
“Love…(homosexual?) lol”
“Filling of course. I’m already dead and going to be eaten so I might as well be as delicious as possible.”
“I would be stuffeD with a mutant turkey child that would cause so much havoc that everyone would be too scared to eat me”
“No i do not like stuffing”
“Hmm id have gold, cause i am tasty and expensive. Wuwu!”
“Healthy organs, blood, and turkey bones.”
“Corn pops the cereal… delicious”
“chicken”
“God damn it im a cook so gotta go culinary with this one, so a duck wrapped with sausage stuffed inside a chicken wrapped in sausage stuffed in the turkey…. Its called a turducken and i want john madden to eat me”
“Sneckers”
“another turkey”
“Nothing, don’t even want to be cooked, no!”
“”There are 4 people here and here are their responses: matt - office supplies. Sean - utensils.. Me - used tampons dan - catnip Davi - king tuts spirit so i come back as a mummy turkey.”
“your semen.”
“Yes!”
“Mangos.”
“Dirt”
“Lots of penis. Just like any other turkey.”
“Chicken”
“Neosporin and hair.”
“This holiday season I want to et filled with holiday cheer!!! .”
“Sex.”
“love…in a totally non sexual way”
“Brie cheese and cranberries. It’d probably be gross but it sounds so good.”
“Duck and chicken cause then I’d be turducken! Mmm delicious”
“Apples. I dont think they would taste that great together, but i just really like apples!”
“i’d want to be stuffed with stovetop stuffing because the commercials were the best.”
“My friend leah said, “penis”.”
“Definitely not a penis….I’m more of a conventional man-how about stovetop”
“Blessings? N mercy… U?”
“I would hope to not be stuffed-still living in the wild with all my turkey friends”
“A duck inside of a chicken. Turducken, Booyah!”
“Apples cuz they are sweet and taste good hot”
“A penis!! Jk haha. Candy.”
“Bacon. duh.”
“Stuffed with love! Thank god Im not a bra, woulda been stuffed with tissues ="
“Barak Obama’s valid birth certificate!”
“mmm.. turkey.. I want to go home to mommy. And eat turkey. Oh yeah.. Stuffing? Um this is a hard one.. How about alcohol?”
“Lehma.” ” Poison: you kill me, i kill you.”
“Salmonela. Botchalism. Pumpkin pie. Pillow stuffing. Feathers. Ice cream. Cement. toothpicks. Cash”
“the stuffing that your mom makes.”
“A lot of marajuana”
“A bag filled with smashed assholes.”
“My own entrails, gimme’ back my STUFF! Mofo’!”
“My girl says cum”
“@marry I would stuff the turkey with a whole chicken. Its a surprise and whoever doesnt like turkey can have chicken.”
