December 10, 2008

finish this sentence. “its been on week since….” err… i mean ONE week!

finish this sentence, its been on week since… oh crap… i sent out a mass text, with a freakin typo…. yes. i make mistakes too… the question should have been “its been one week since…” nice huh? i like it when i make retarded mistakes…. ANYWAYS!

as of right now. i have gotten 65 responses out of 104. here they are. enjoy!


“You texted me something like this :-)”

“I got some good sleep!” “Ooooohhhhh. Ok!!”

“It’s been one week since i’ve had a good night rest.” “i got what you meant. :)”


“Since my laptop battery cable died. Thats kid of boring, but hey! Its the end of the semester, mamma needs to write papers!”

“I took a shower?!”

“since you typed that sentence correctly.” “since you looked at me”

“Ive gotten laid.”

“You looked at me? Who’s number is this?” “Oh. Mary awad! Ha!”

“One week since my hell week began + you didn’t get your period?”

“i got an underage!”

“On week?” “Its been 1 week since i ‘ve gone shopping and im going through withdraws”

“Its been one week since i took a self portrait. I love taking pictures of myself.”

“i’ve shaved my legs” “HA HA! good point, its probably more like two or three :) about a week since i’ve washed my hair? Worn my retainer? Ha ha. How gross can i get?”

“It’s been one week since i got lots of penis, just like a turkey..”

“Since i was happy about being home.”

“One week what?” “Ok this is lake but the answer is… Flossed my teeth :)”

“on week?” “oh no…”

“I know what you mean… Uhh, it’s been one week since you look at me, closed your eyes? Blah blah blah and said I’m sorry. Haha”

“Since I farted, I noticed I don’t fart a lot. Does this mean I’m bloated or I’m gonna explode one day? Ahhh”

“Bought a pair of shoes”

“I caught a rabbit” “lol, oh ok…want a different answer?”

“Goofball you gonna be in nyc this weekend?”

“Oh haha hmmm since I’ve drank?”

“I have been away from my beautiful girlfriend”

“Who is this?” “Ok. So who is this?”

“Took a shower”

“Ha ha glad you told me i was like whhat”

“I said “heyo” after sexually harassing someone.”

“I was a week younger than i am now.” “Haha i figured :)”

“You looked at me.” “My answer remains the same”

“Took a shower.”

“its been a week since last week!” “Haha sucker! ps i got a new phone that has a touch screen like your iphone but it flips open for a qwerty keyboard also!”

“I had a good love sesh with my main squeeze.. Soon though :)”

“I had any money”

“I looked at my econ notes.”

“I haven’t hated anyone. Ha.. So true.” “I know whatcha meant.”

“One or on?” “..since I masturbated to pictures of dead sheep.”

“I cut any hairs on my face.”

“I’ve been able to sleep for more than 4hours a night (or at all)”

“Instead of “one” i say “on”. “

“I’ve showered”

“no.”

“I have talked to you and i couldn’t be happier.”

“I last pooped. constipation is not fun.”

“I’ve seen you…or at least the past 25 hours have felt that long…”

“I have been in my right mind”

“I listened to Barenaked Ladies and got all flibbertigibbet.”

“I broke up with my boyfriend”

“I got real drunk.”

“I lost my job…?”

“… Marry could spell “one”.”

“You looked at me In Reply To Your Message Finish this sentence: “It’s been on week since…” ”

“you mean one week?”

“Nice work. You just made about 100 people start singing barenaked ladies, which is the first time 100 people ever sang bls at the same time. Ever.”

“Since i have seen your beard and heard you call my name”

“is this about wat i did or wat u did?” “ive taken a dump”

“Since i lost my retainer… Damn. Im gonna be buckin; all over again soon.”

“it’s been one week since … i’ve slept in anything besides a cot.”

“Its been one week since I put duck tape over the mouth of my Marry Awad voodoo doll. Its time.”

“Since…i secretly tried to put my leg behind my head.”

” Last Monday. :P”

“Barenaked ladies song.”

“Since i thought about buying rims”

“Its been on one week since I fucked u in ur ass! Lol!”

“Ive needed to maul you to prove my dominance……..wow this is awkward now”

“Its been one week since I’ve seen my boo!”

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