naughty or nice?
naughty or nice? what do you expect under your tree? merry christmas everyone!! so i was curious if you guys were naughty or nice. and what you were expecting for christmas. here’s what 39 [oof.] out of 102 of you guys told me.
“Naughty hands down”
“I expect a pile of poop from a month ago.”
“John awad in a g string.”
“Nothing because I didn’t ask for anything”
“nice- a hott man dressed as santa who will be my man slave: bring me hot chocolate, cook for me, clean, read to me, and giv e me messages on dmenad. I deserve it :)”
“naughty cause my love from england will be with me!!! haha”
“I got a watch. That’s all ill get”
“I dont care whats under the tree as long as its all for me”
“well a naughty girl on the left and a nice one on the right”
“Um um know idea”
“Nothing…I am Jewish”
“You Mary”
“a baby”
“Me cuz every year i drink too much jim beam in my egg nogg”
“Handcuffs and a whip”
“John Awad in a Santa outfit”
“A hippo”
“I have no tree”
“A note that says prepaid”
“Better questions plz. And i have no tree. Waaaaaaah!.. Waaahh!”
“You.”
“I expect you ;)”
“Sumting naughty and nice! How about alyssa milano under my tree naked! Now tats a both!”
“As in which one or a specific gift?”
“A tofurkey. Oh wait, what? Haha”
“Turkey dick. The dick, of a turkey.”
“Poop”
“We don’t have our tree up. We got lazy. So i’m not expecting anything”
“A stump lol I’m sure others prolly said something to the nature of rolling paper & a lighter”
“Money is short, times are hard, I just text you your CHristmas Card! Sincerely, your broke ass friend….. :) HAPPY HOLIDAYS…”
“Boxes filled with loooove! Merry christmas mary :)”
“… Daddy? Is that you? What are you doing under the Christmas tree?”
“Naughty, cuz in the end its always nice”
“Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brought you all you asked for!”
“Pffft nothing..”
“Fuck shopping! I hate people, especially when they steal parking spots….i do love when they do and i get to yell merry christmas in a dark middleaster accent”
“Merry Christmas! Hope u & ur fam & loved ones have an amazing holiday! Love ya & God bless!”
“My ex boyfriend magically transformed into a nice guy with real emotions. Thanks Santa.”
“Both!”
