what’s your favorite position?
whats your favorite position? is what i asked you guys this week. i’ve got some hilarious answers to share with you. you know that this is going to be a good week when you are uncomfortable asking the question. just because you dont know how everyones going to respond. and well…. im proud of you guys. haha. so. enjoy. theres about 33 out of 99 responses.
lastly… what is MY favorite position? lead superhero of course! that, or, sheriff!
“quarterback! duh haha”
“CEO”
“Center Field”
“Striker”
“Short stop”
“On what? Haha”
“For what? U crazy”
“Linebacker”
“What kind of position? Basketball,baseball, soccer etc. Quarterback. I love to run the game.”
“Who’s this? You have a new number? You’re name’s not showing up for some reason. What kind of postion?”
“Stage left.”
“REVERSE COWGIRL Why?”
“Sleeping? Lol that was my answer. Sleeping.”
“Sexual position?” “Ooo ok, well i like, on top, i dont mind putting in the work when there is a greater return”
“69 U? Why dont u ever answer? Just tell me jerk, lol Just tell me jerk, lol Just tell me jerk, lol Just tell me jerk, lol Just tell me jerk, lol”
“Anything. Just make her have sex with me for god sakes it’s been like two weeks!!!”
“Manager”
“Ask yer mutha. She knows.”
“Wellllll i would have to say second position. I could never quite turn out enough to make others very pretty.”
“Its called the angry dolphin, im doing a girl doggy style and i pull out and put it in her butt without telling her and she turns her head back and goes, eh eh”
“missionary”
“Sleeping”
“Position for? K. My fau postion is pole position”
“Indian style”
“1st place”
“B 5 always sinks the battleship”
“i dunn0 wat that means. Stradle 0r grind”
“Holding the v card.”
“Behind you…”
“You know the one where you hang upside down from the rafters blindfolded? Yeah, that one”
“fetal.”
“I’m going to go with Fetal”
“DB, WR, or Tight End depending on the match up. Wait a minute,you’re talking about Fooball right? Sheesh Marry,pick ya’ game up, ha!”
“Kind of a tricky one… From behind with the girl laying flat. If done right the guy is basically doing pushups and hitting all the right spots at the same time”
