when you poop, are you a folder? or a crumpler? do you look at it before you flush?
this weeks awkward question: when you poop, are you a folder? or a crumpler? do you look at it before you flush? approximately 35 out of 96 of you answered. here’s what you said. there are some hilarious answers. good work this week. enjoy!
oh. and me? sometimes i fold, sometimes i crumple. but i always look.
“crumpler and yes, of course you have to check your poop out”
“I am definitely a folder .ne depending on the days menue i might look!”
“Im more of a coiler and yeah i check it out. Only cause i have intestinal problems so i have to look for blood. Oh wow i love my life lol”
“Crumpler to the max, I don’t like to spend a lot of time smelling poo so I don’t take the time to fold… And you have to look! How else would you know if your butthole is truly wiped clean?”
“Folder and Yes!”
“Ewww. Lol, I always always have to look before I flush. Lol, how wierd is it that when its a big poop I feel a sense of pride. Lol. Folder.”
“I don’t know how i poop. It just happens then i flush.”
“I crumple and yes, i look.”
“Crumpler, and I totally look. Most of the time I try to give them all names! Infact I’m responding to text while on the can!”
“Folder! It’s so much cleaner. Of course I do!”
“0f course i look, i need to see my creations”
“Folder. Definitely look”
“Crumpler all the way! It gets rid of the leftover. And of course i look! You need to see your results.”
“For sure a crumpler, and I can’t live with myself if I don’t take that peek, ya dig?”
“Crumpler and yes”
“I half fold half crinkle and i dont look afterwards i mean my gosh, what good would it do me to look at it? What am i gonna do? give myself a pat on the back for a job well done?!”
“I’d fold then crumple as needed plus i really like butt wipes”
“Isn’t folding and crumpling the same thing? And you can’t look when you use automatic toilets hahaha”
“We use the three sea shells. Anyone that gets this joke is awesome!”
“Crumple, I glance but i seldom study.”
“Folder and yes.. you always have too look at the prize before flush it away!”
“Folder and yes i look no matter what the consequenses are”
“Girls don’t poop!!! Lady drops only.”
“Crumpler and yes :)”
“Foldre…like origami folder n hell yeah I look. How else do u know when ur clean McNasty?”
“Crumpler for more scrapage opportunity in the crevices of the t.p. And only look at it to make sure there are no remains.”
“Crumple stiltskin”
“Fold and look”
“Crumpler, I do look before I flush”
“What is a folder and a crumpler? And yes I look. Absolutely. Unless its a ghost poop. In which case i can’t really look at it.”
“Folder & i look lol”
“I look at a picture of your face I have on the wall in my loo before i flush <3.”
“Fold. Depends how it came out Haha”
“Nope. Too awkward. Hahaha”
“Haha uh that’s my business.”
