March 12, 2009

what’s the landscaping like down there?

what’s the landscaping like down there? is what i asked you guys this week. i was a tad nervous sending it out. and you guys confirmed my fears. hahaha. i probably should have prefaced it with “hey AQotW!” cause some of you were really confused. haha. but, there are some hilarious responses. read on. haha. so far about 47 of you out of 101 have responded.



“Short and clean”

“Pretty”

“Hey! I’m going to argentina from may 18 to june 18! Wanna come?! I’m goini to just be hanging with friends and traveling!”

“Barren lol”

“Hu is tis? And wat do you mean?”“Nice and clean! And smells like baby powder”

“Haha how do you mean?”“Very green”

“Lol wat”

“Its very green Lots of irrigation.”

“Down where?”“Let’s just say burnt forests can best explain it!”

“I can’t tell from all the way up here…”

“Sticks and mud, why? Haha”

“modelled after a baseball field with the foul lines and everything”

“Down where???”

”???”“I dont understand the question”

“It’s pretty flat… Most areas are developed but there are still farms in some places.. Why, are you thinking of coming?! :)”

“Lots of swamps, flat prarie, etc. Are you coming down?”

“Clean shaven and misbehavin.”

“Huh? Landscaping? Where?”“Ohhhhh!!!! Hahaha! I thought you wanted to work out here on landscaping, umm but to answer that question, there’s isn’t any? I usually refer to it as hardwood flooring…hehe!”

“If i wasnt so busy and i could look im sure its amazing! No its beautiful!”

“Trimmed.”

“Got a landing strip, the shaft/sac is clean as a whistle”

“You are so bad.”

“Five o’clock shadow”

“It’s a jungle out there!”

“Swampish”

“Never been worked on by professionals, but maintained by amateur hands.”

“plastic flamingoes and garden gnomes”

“What man?”“Ohh right right.”

“Clear!”

“Hahahahaha. Marry that could have been a very provocative question. However it is you who asked it. So i’m thinking it was not meant in a sexual way”“So if i said freshly trimmed and ready for a good sexy thunder storm……..”

“Well. I’m actually over there.”

“O nice. i hear the south has more plains and less mountains.”

“What?”

“It’s hard to describe. Want to see?”

“Bowl cut.”

“Well trimmed I hate when I turn into an anteater”

“pretty muddy. lots of clay. really swampy when it rains. ;)”

“Very nice, considering the whole desert thing haha”

“lets just say i wont be posing for hustler anytime soon.”

“Scruffy but usually clean You mean Mt. Rushmore right”

“Well..the twin towers are gone but the skyscrapers are still a good landscape. Lol just kidding..it was cloudy today lol where are youuu!!!!”

“I’m clean shaven”

“imagine the heavens.. Id say the landscapes similar to that Hahaha

“Trimmed ;)”

i also got a phone call response “what?! What landscape?! Oh wait. Is this your stupid awkward question?! Ugh you should preface with with the whole aqotw or something!”

“Remember that scene in jumanjii with the plants and the growing weeds. Yea… Ps. I love Ali Collins! Hawaii trip asap.. Still joking by the way…….”

“What landscaping ?”

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