if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?
if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? is what i asked you this week. courtesy of a friend of mine…. i hope you guys realized this week, that it was the awkward question. haha. so far 38 out of 100 of you have responded… here’s what you said….
“Haha this is totally a danny question when he was a kid.”
“Fuck yes!!”
“No”
“only if i had ketchup on me.”
“It depends what the toppings are”
“Only if i were a cheese hot dog. I wouldnt be able to resist myself. If i were a normal hd id go looking for my hd love.”
“My apologies?”
“Vegans say no - otherwise yes”
“Hell yeah! Lol!”
“Absolutely not”
“Hot dogs dont have mouths.”
“I’d prefer a hotter female dog eat me ; )”
“Eat and purge”
“Fuck yes!”
“Hmm, maybe a bite”
“No i would prefer someone else eat me lol”
“If I tasted good, yeah! I’d probably have someone taste me first…hmmmm!”
“i’d probably be too cold”
“Only if I was Kosher”
“Hell yeah”
“You stole this from something! Ill get to the bottom of this and find out what, Mary!”
“Are there other things to eat besides myself? Do people who turn into hot dogs have a stomach or teeth? Do we get hungry? I’m going to need a lot more information on this hypothetical situation.”
“Yes but only if I was made at gray’s papya”
“Fuckin right”
“Oh yes! I.d have to because i.m a delicious soy dog.”
“Yes! But first I would slightly roast myself & put some ketchup, then take a bite! Yum”
“Fuck no, a hot dog does not have a mouth. Or will.”
“that’s a good question. Only if I had some sweet onions spicy brown mustard and some chili to roll around in first. Hahaha”
“No”
“Yes so long as i could reach myself.”
“yes i would i’d cover myself in relish and brown mustard and then i’d eat myself I’D BE DELICIOUS”
“I already do eat mine”
“Hell yeah i would. Potato buns and mayo eww”
“Would you?”
“Honestly I spend the majority of my nights trying to eat myself and I don’t even taste like hot dogs. So yes I would.:)”
“Yes”
“By hot dog do you mean penis? And if so, yes.”
“Sure..”“I don’t get funny when it comes to questions about food..”
