April 24, 2009

tell me one deeeeep dark dirty secret. i won’t judge, i promise!

tell me one deeeeep dark dirty secret. i won’t judge, i promise! is what i asked you guys this week. curious as to how many of you would tell me the truth, or make something up. and curious to see how many of you would actually respond… so far about 27 out of 103 of you have. here’s what you said….



“I’m gay. Not really.. I do dudes.. Not really, dudes do me.. Not really I do chicks most of the time..”

“I have a birth mark on my back that is eight inches long. Freaks people out the first time they see it. Most people think its a giant bruise and i was beaten”

“I see ugly people:

“You could not handle my extreme depth or darkness. My dirty ways, forget about it.”

“I want to have sex with a dragon!”

“I’m really a man”

“I live in louisiana. Don’t hate me.”

“I think I’m gay and I’m too scared to tell my girlfriend.”

“I love to eat downtown! If you know what I mean. :-p What’s yours?”

“I’m going to be high all day.”

“One time… I was crossin the street, and I had seen a bird…in the sky. And I was like yooo, thats a bird, so I was like you know what, Imma go to the store… but then, it had rained…so I was walkin…but I fell and I was like, oh shoot!..so I had went home…but then I was goin to go out…but then…the phone had had rang…so I had picked it up…it was my momz…so she was like what you doin?…so I had told her about the bird…One time… I was crossin the street, and I had seen a bird…in the sky. And I was like yooo, thats a bird, so I was like you know what, Imma go to the store… but then, it had rained…so I was walkin…but I fell and I was like, oh shoot!..so I had went home…but then I was goin to go out…but then…the phone had had rang…so I had picked it up…it was my momz…so she was like what you doin?…so I had told her about the bird…One time… I was crossin the street, and I had seen a bird…in the sky. And I was like yooo, thats a bird, so I was like you know what, Imma go to the store… ”

“I hate getting my car towed in Philly. Secrets out.”

“I used to do ballet when i was younger :):)”

“I like when he grabs my butt! It makes me feel attractive and wanted :)”

“I wish I could.”

“Me n u slept together…. Whaaaatttt lol”

“I love to cum when I’m driving. In fear/hope i loose total control.”

“Tehe”

“I think the last time i had sex was sometime in 2006 and i don’t really care. That Also applies to making out as well.”

“I’m was a home wrecker. If u know wat I’m saying!”

“My deep dark secret is that I’ve slept with over 20 men and that I’m gonna be upset if you back to PA :( I’m really gonna miss you marry”

“I want a jumper like when I was a kid, and Mary janes”

“Secret, 5 years ago, i accidentally dropped a puppy. Traumatic!”

“i’m really boring.”

“I am a virgin and suppppper proud of it”

“Mmmm I jerk off a lot. Hahaha is that deep, dark, and dirty. Hahhaha”

“I love to savor the smell between my toes & belly button after a sweaty day! Yum!!!”

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